One moment of the trip home sticks out in my mind.
Setting: US Customs in Houston, Texas
Cast: Joe Customs Agent, Joyce (me) and Chrissy
Chrissy clears customs, by less-than transparent means. =) Joyce honestly discloses that "we" walked through a pasture while in England. Joe calls back Chrissy.
Joe: Did you walk through a pasture in the UK?
Chrissy: I forgot about that.
Joe reams Chrissy for lying to a US Customs Agent. Joyce doesn't get reamed. Both Chrissy and Joyce have to dig through their luggage to get out the shoes they wore while walking in the pasture.
Note: Joyce got to use her walkie talkies while walking through the pastures in England.
Always use walkie talkies while walking in English pastures - they might improve memory.